The End. Maybe.
P.S. I got internet today. Kind of. But I didn't get raped or killed and that is the important part.
P.P.S. I have been contacted by a few people about my RSS feed not working. I would fix it, but I have no idea what's even wrong with it. Nevertheless, I am going to try to fix it which will probably start out semi-productively until I realize that I'm getting nowhere and then I'll just start clicking on things randomly to see what happens and if it fixed the problem but it probably won't (at least statistically speaking) and I will probably break the internet and then no one will ever get updates from me again. And they won't be able to look at LOLcats. That's the real tragedy.
UPDATE: I got a very hurtful comment. I cried and tweeted irrationally. Then I put on Bruce and now I can pretty much take anything.