This Might Ruin Valentine's Day...
If you forget Valentine's Day, you're actually kind of a hero. For flowers . While we're on the subject, look at this romantic...
Boyfriend Doesn't Have Ebola. Probably.
I took Boyfriend to the Emergency Room last night because he was vomiting up vast quantities of what I thought was blood but actually it was...
Why I Don't Use a Radio Alarm Clock
Because waking up to "Mambo Number Five" by Lou Bega feels like being stabbed in the face with music. UPDATE: Just because I feel...