I hope I never fall down you.
Have a good day!
Dear Cheese Grater:
Have you ever thought about self improvement? I mean, you have a successful career and everything, but I think everyone can agree that you haven't reached your potential yet. Haven't you ever wanted to be the absolute best you can be? No?
Dear Orange Juice;
Thanks for being awesome. No other juice could ever compare to you. Not even strawberry - kiwi.
You realize I am writing letters to inanimate objects, right?
Well, did you realize that I just wrote a letter to juice? Juice isn't even an object. It's... juice.
But you're still reading, huh?